No Love in Napoli

Oh how I wanted to love Napoli. I wanted a dreamy week in the pizza capital of the world. I wanted to feel the ocean breeze while I sipped a crisp white wine. Basically I wanted an Italian Hawaii.

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…or the French Riviera.

 

Napoli didn’t give a damn what I wanted. It wanted my money and it wanted me gone. Firenze welcomed me with open arms like we were friends forever. Napoli saw me as a nuisance, if it saw me at all. Nothing personal.

 Napoli gives you no time to adjust. Walking out of the train station is like stepping into Walmart on Black Friday. You better have a plan of attack and you better stick to it. My original plan was to take a taxi to my room. I paused to check walking directions instead. Bad idea. Standing in place just made me an easier target. I was bombarded. Did I have spare change? Did I need a taxi? Did I want a phone? Did I want an iPhone? An iPad? Something!

Everything about Napoli is an assault on the senses. The buildings are covered in posters and graffiti, connected with wires, cables, and clotheslines strung like spiderwebs overhead. (The kinds you saw in the Hobbit.) Cigarette butts fill the cracks in the cobblestone streets. Motion is everywhere: people, cars, scooters. And they’re all loud. The people are yelling and the cars and scooters are honking. Could we just stop honking! All of this in a haze of cigarette smoke and vehicle exhaust. Within an hour I had asthma. (Napolitani don’t get asthma; it’s got nothing to offer them)

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Graffiti, posters, and _books_! In the street! Ahhgg!

 

The shock was heightened by the fact that I was arriving from Firenze. People faint with Stendhal Syndrome because that city is so beautiful. Also, Napoli has no obligation to be everything I desire; I’ll be gone in few days and replaced by a thousand more. Cue Beyonce.

And this is what I wanted. I wanted an adventure. I wanted surprises. Not just a Disney Epcot version of Italy.

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And pizza. I wanted a pizza adventure.

So I found the best pizza restaurant in the city. (I ate pizza every day.) I found amazing sculptures and frescoes and mosaics. And I tried their hazelnut coffee.

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Even Hercules needs a rest break.

 

My airbnb host was delightful. People were friendly once I got past the tourist treatment. I talked to strangers at the coffee bar and on the metro platform.

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The terrace view was delightful.

 

I probably won’t go back to Napoli. But I’m glad I went once.

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Did I mention pizza?

 

9 thoughts on “No Love in Napoli

  1. Jessica

    I caught the Stendhal Syndrome reference. 🙂 Sorry to hear it wasn’t everything you hoped – but thank goodness you chose Firenze instead! And the pizza looks like it was worth a try.

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  2. Kate

    Ah… yes. The joy of discovering you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time. I love that you are gentle with it – and finding ways to see the beauty where there is smoke and vibrancy. – Kate

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    • Marcus Post author

      Kate – so good to hear from you! And such a great sentiment. I’m going to have to steal the phrase “smoke and vibrancy” to use more often.

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